SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????

According to People Magazine, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are divorcing after 5 years of marriage. Her attorney announced the split, saying “this is a personal and private matter for Katie and her family. “Katie’s primary concern remains, as it always has been, her daughter’s best interest.”

Normally, celebrity divorces don’t really affect me. It’s like “welp, another one bites the dust, huh?” for the most of ’em, like this one and this one and DEFINITELY this one. BUT THIS ONE IS DIFFERENT. For some reason, I am really, really, really interested to know what sparked this. Was is Tom’s creepy Scientology obsession? Was it the age difference? Was it the fact that he’s like, 3 inches shorter than her? Was is the fact that at almost 50 years old he kind of looks like he’s made of silly putty?

I’m going to be following this story carefully. “Daughter’s best interest” makes me feel like there is something WEIRD goin’ on. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS! What do you think?