I am confused. Is there some sort of secret pact among NFL quarterbacks to see who can endorse the most embarrassing product? I mean, it made sense when Brett Favre was the face of Wrangler, because he is 98 and old people love Wranglers, and then Tim Tebow did that anti-abortion thing during the Super Bowl, and now Tom Brady, most coiffed QB in the league, is selling UGGS? UGGS? Those things girls start wearing halfway through sophomore year of college and you know they’ve given up on their looks forever?! The shoes that his supermodel wifey would rather burn as fuel than ever put on her feet? The shoes that say, “yeah I have snow man feet, SO WHAT”?????

I’m convinced that UGGs must have offered him infinity dollars. I refuse to believe he would accept anything less.