Tiger Woods to Finally Speak
Unlike many other celebrities who go through scandals, Tiger Woods has managed to be like a ghost since his November 27th car accident and the following reports of his sexual exploits with up to 13 women. Save for one grainy photo of someone that looked a bit like him at a sex rehab clinic, the public has not seen or heard from Woods, who was dropped by a few major sponsors and took a nearly 4 month break from his professional golf career. However, his agent has just reported that he will be making a public statement tomorrow, apologizing for his actions.
What is known: The conference is showing tomorrow morning at 11am EST, he will not be taking questions, but will be making an apology.
What is not known: If wife Elin will be there, how many people will be present, if he will discuss his affairs or golf only.
Our prediction: Tiger says something along the lines of, “Thanks to the public forĀ not respecting my privacy, stalking my wife and kids, and giving those hookers I banged two years ago the fame they’d always dreamed of. See you on the links this March; where I will kick all y’all asses. PEACE.”
Come check out us out tomorrow morning for the full scoop on the Tiger Woods press conference!