Man, Tiger can’t seem to climb out of that grave he dug himself.

Just weeks after his press conference apology, new information is coming out from TMZ (ultimate revealer of celebrities’ closet skeletons) that Tiger Woods paid his original mistress Rachel Uchitel around $10 million to keep her mouth shut.

Apparently when Uchitel was thinking about telling all in a dramatic press conference, Tiger Woods decided to pay her off to make sure she didn’t. While some celebrities have been known to give their mistresses jewelry and other expensive gifts,  apparently the “depth and detail of information” that Uchitel would have come out with garnered the ridiculous sum.

What kind of stories are worth ten mil, you ask? I would say hooker murders or some sort of gay threesome, but perhaps he just has some weird fetish that he doesn’t want the world to know about…?