As a child of the eighties, I am used to television shows that, if viewed today, would be considered “weird” and “totally lame” and “not even any CGI, how stupid”. However, those shows bring me back to a time when my biggest priority was running home from school fast enough to beat my brother so I could hoard the Cheetos and Alexander the Grape Otter Pops.

I miss watching Power Rangers, and Under the Umbrella Tree, and Fraggle Rock, but looking back on those shows, they were kind of strange and a little bit terrifying. To be fair though, the creators were probably all hopped up on cocaine and Crystal Pepsi, so who’s to judge.

And in the case of whatever this abomination is, I’m guessing the drug of choice was a cocktail of mushroom tea and LSD tabs. Eesh.