We don’t usually do child celebrity gossip on BCU. We’re all adults here – adult who don’t need to read the comings and goings of people who were handed celebrity wealth and stardom before they could legally operate a motor vehicle – so why would we care what Suri Cruise was wearing or who dropped Kendall Jenner off at school?

However, in the last two days three videos of Justin Bieber have arisen that help us see how TERRIBLE he really is. At dancing, at speaking, and just at being an adult in general. First – these two short Instagram clips that he put up (then immediately deleted) of him dirty “dancing” with Selena Gomez. It is, how-you-say, NOT PRETTY.

Yiiiiiikes. Those moves? The attempted sexiness? I mean, I know he’s a megastar but it’s easy to forget that he looked like this a couple years ago. Here’s another if you want to feel what it’s like to be the OPPOSITE of turned on.

And finally this video, which is a leaked clip of the Biebs’ deposition in the court case against him for allegedly attacking a paparazzo. It might be the most unbearable thing we’ve ever seen.

Ugh. It almost HURTS to watch! Have a nice day knowing that you are not as insufferable as the white Canadian rapper who doesn’t know the difference between “instrumental” and “detrimental.” It’s a good feeling.