It’s the second week of May, how is your super slim down going? Have you been eating right? Exercising? Avoiding 2am doughnut runs? Good! By this time in July when this sun is really blazing, you’ll be smokin’ hot too! This week we did a lot of stuff, huh? Here, let us remind you!

After PETA totally creeped us out with its new ad, we discussed the best fruits and vegetables for a healthy and fun sex life.

Also for healthy May, we gave you 5 fun, heart-pumping date ideas that won’t make you fat.

Oh, and in case being outside ain’t your thing, follow follow this guy’s lead and get yo treadmill on!

We met a member who met someone they’re super into on OBC, and guess what – they didn’t even hook up on the first date. SAY WHA???

Those weird liquor store supplements you always see might actually have Viagra in them. So THAT’S something.

We stared at Miley Cyrus workin’ it for Mario Testino. She might have looked a little cray-cray at the Met Ball, but she looked damn fine for V Mag!

We shared the story of Charles Ramsey, the neighbor who helped rescue Amanda Berry, Gina deJesus, and Michelle Knight from a DECADE LONG KIDNAPPING. This video was later auto-tuned, because internet.

Did you just accidentally injest more than the recommended dose of allergy medicine? Don’t worry, a few minutes of this video and you’ll puke those pills right back up.

This might be the nicest way to make fun of a drunk person.

It’s Friday – we all could use a fun father v son dance off!

Happy weekending, everyone! See you Monday!