Good afternoon, everyone!

I know it’s a bit early for this, but we wanted to swoop by with the week in review, since Miss BCU Girl will be on a mini-vacation until Tuesday. As you may have guessed from the last, oh, I don’t know, TWENTY THOUSAND POSTS, your blogger truly is headed to the desert for a four-day vacation in the sun at the Coachella Valley Music and Art Festival.

Looking for some posts to keep you entertained as you claw your way to the weekend? Let us help by sharing some of the posts from earlier in the week. Note: most of these are festival-related. Sorry I’m not sorry.

THe biz-ness on Coachella:

If you’re heading out the festival solo this weekend, use these tips to help you nail (hehe) down a weekend booty call.

R. Kelly stopped peeing on teenagers for a few minutes and performed with Phoenix.

If you’re camping this weekend, make sure you follow these rules. Save yourself, your sanity, and your friendships.

No one wants to hook up to the sound of crappy music. Check out this post on the best bands at Coachella to get down to.

Alessandra Ambrosio shows the ladies how to dress at Coachella, and we stare at her while she does it.

And the other stuff. Snooze. (JUST KIDDING, IT’S ALL GOOD STUFF!)

Teenagers are snorting condoms up their noses, so… hooray for Darwinism!

We shared some tips about how YOU could be our next TestiMOANial!

A woman realized after getting married that she was allergic to her husband’s semen. Talk about a buzzkill.

Turns out guys are faking their orgasms too. Come on, guys! Between the sheets is where the MOST honesty should happen!

They created a Kama Sutra 3D “hologram” app. NOW will you stop playing Angry Birds?!

Get out there this weekend and get laid, even if your friends don’t. A new study says it will make you happier!

Now get out there and have a GREAT weekend, everyone! We’ll see you Tuesday!

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