This week sure was a little Twilight Zone-y, huh? Along with the time change there’s always the feeling that something isn’t quite right. “Are you SURE it’s time to wake up? It seems like the middle of the night.” “WAIT, IT’S DINNER TIME? I JUST ATE LUNCH!”

This weekend though, should be awesome. Take advantage of the extra sunlight, bask in the warmth, and make sure the fellow or gal in the cab next to you is the bombshell you thought they were and not a walking thumb with eyes. And keep up to date with this week’s news by going over our weekly recap. Have a fantastic weekend!

CELEBRITY NEWS!

Kelly Rowland may be our new favorite Destiny’s Child member! Stand aside, Beyonce!

We tried to decide who was more awful, Shia LeBeouf or Chris Brown. Who did you choose? I guess it doesn’t matter. It was a lose-lose situation.

Kris Jenner may have a sex tape a decade older than her daughter’s. Ew. Ewewew.

THE DATING AND SEX 411

Should single moms and dads be gettin’ booty? (Answer: if they do it right, yes!)

A new app wants to help you share your STD status with potential dates. We are not quite convinced.

A big ol’ dumb cop had a booty call with an inmate’s wife. BEST DECISION OF THE YEAR AWARD WINNER, RIGHT HERE.

THE WEIRD, THE WILD, THE WTF???

A big ol’ dumb criminal got drunk, fell asleep in his french fries, and then got caught by cops with prescription pills and pot.

Say hello to Julian, the man who is sexually attracted to balloons.

The World’s oldest twin prostitutes are hangin’ up their diaphragms after a century of combined hooking. Impressive, and still somehow less gross than Kris Jenner’s sex tape.

Would you buy porn from this woman?

FUN VIDZ 2 SHARE WITH UR FRIENDZ!

This grandma has better moves than me.

The most embarrassing basketball shot ever?

The shiniest, most painful birth control ever, courtesy of SNL.