When do you think we’ll have a week that isn’t punctuated by awful news? It seems like every week there’s a hurricane or a tornado or a bombing or a violent protest. It kinda makes you wonder if the Earth has just had enough of us humans and is plotting (with the help of malaria mosquitos and lions) to eradicate us from the planet.

But at least we have the fun, educational, and occasionally strange world of BCU to help us keep our chins up. Let’s go over what we learned this week, shall we?

We learned that more than just cats have learned how to open doors. What a nightmare.

However, this kid, his cymbals, and his awesome fail recovery made everything better.

People got real prudey this week… first Google banned porn on Google glass, and then the UK banned a new Pamela Anderson ad. What gives?

On the opposite end, we have good news: we kinky folks are more mentally stable than you prudes!

Oh, and to get that sex drive goin’, we have a trifecta of sexiness with our Hump Day Hotties, the McCord Sisters.

Michael Douglas told the world he got throat cancer from going down on a chick. Then he realized that might not be the best thing to tell the world.

Speaking of consequences of unprotected sex, this.

On the upside though, even MORE peeps be findin’ love on OBC!

If you want to be one of the many that find love (or booty!) though, you’ll have to fix your dating attitude problem. We’ll show you how next week!

That’s all for the week, so get out there this weekend and JAM!