Never mind that it’s almost Halloween and you may or may not be squeezing into some skin-tight, sausage casing of a costume, or that this year, you’re really trying to keep off any winter weight, OR that too much greasy food makes your T-zone break out – you shouldn’t eat The Fat Sandwich (from the Fat Sandwich Company) because I’m pretty sure it will KILL YOU. The ingredients are as follows:

“two rolls, 4 cheeseburgers, double cheesesteak, chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, mac n cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeño poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, American cheese, mayo, ketchup and french fries and heart disease* and childhood obesity**.”

Those last two ingredients may be my own extrapolations, but I’m not making any promises.