Throughout the billions of tweets and hundreds of name speculating websites and videos of Kanye insisting his crowd give a hand to his “baby mama,” there has been only one Kim Kardashian/Kanye spawn news story that has been of ANY interest to me, and it’s this picture of Kim hitting the gym in some see-through spandex. And BOY IS IT SOMETHING.

ZOIIIIIIIINKS.

Look – I’m #teamBABY – babies are great! Have one if you want one! Have one because you are 100% positive that you have the time and resources to love it unconditionally for the next eighteen years. Have one if you are ready to settle down and spend most nights on the couch reading Dr. Seuss books instead of hitting the clubs. Have one if you believe that you can be a parent, a guardian, a mentor, and a confidant to a tiny helpless ball of meat and bone that LITERALLY CAN NOT SURVIVE WITHOUT YOU. Unfortunately, I don’t see any of these things being the case for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, two very beautiful (but pretty self-absorbed) human beings. I hope I’m wrong, and that they drag their egos clawing from the spotlight and spend a few years in quiet adoration of their bundle of joy, at home, away from the paparazzi. I just can’t really see that happening.

So for now, let’s all ogle at the wonder that is Kim Kardashian’s junky butt. I don’t know if it’s the 12 weeks of pregnancy or some sort of end to her no-bad-angles contract with the paps, but that is ONE UNFLATTERING ANGLE. Hit the gym all you want, girlfriend – it’s just gonna get worse.