This is a photo of Mildred Baena, the Schwarzenegger house staff member that Arnold had an affair with a decade ago, and with whom he has a teenage son. Now, when celebrities caught in affairs pull the “sex addict” card, I usually scoff and say, YEAH RIGHT, BRO, YOU JUST WANTED TO BONE HOT CHICKS. And then there is THIS. A woman on his staff who looks like my tia after she got her boobs done in Tijuana for $40 a few years ago and then had to get them out because the silicone was actually cat pee (true story) (okay, not really).In this case, Arnold might really have an addiction, because woof.

Needless to say, it was only a matter of time before this unflattering photo of Arnold’s mistress surfaced, and of course, the response is nothing but “ew” and “gross” and “how could you cheat on Maria Shriver with THAT?” But hey, let’s be honest, Ms. Shriver was a beautiful woman in her day, but she HAS kind of been looking like a shriveled up, prudish prune these days. Maybe Mildred up there knows her way around a bedroom. The bottom line is, if Arnold knew he couldn’t stay faithful, he should have never gotten married.

Reason #500,122 you should never get married. 9 times out of 10, you’re. Gonna. Cheat.

Via Buzzfeed