We all remember where we were when the infamous birth shot occurred in Judd Apatow’s 2007 hit comedy, Knocked Up. I was in a 7:40 showing of the movie at a theater in San Diego with a bunch of friends, and we’d just left happy hour at California Pizza Kitchen. I was a little buzzed. And although the rest of the movie made me laugh until tears flowed, that scene shocked me into terrified submission, and I spent the rest of the movie shivering and trying to scrub my eyeballs clean. When I heard there was going to be a “sort-of” sequel, starring Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, Leslie Mann, and Megan Fox, I assumed that I would not be subject to such a life-altering scene again. Unfortunately, about a minute and forty seconds into this trailer, my preconceived notions were destroyed.

I’ll see this movie. I’ll probably even see it in theaters. But I will be ready. Because if I have to see one more human’s taint on a 60 foot screen without warning, I swear to God I’ll have a breakdown.

Ugh. Just watch the trailer, and have a good weekend. Ugh.