If there is one statement in the history of decor conversations that has never been uttered, it would probably be, “Boy oh boy, I sure miss the interior design trends of the late 1970s.”

The fact is, no one after the 70s thought cross stitch and shag carpet and mustards with rust orange was anything other than a LSD-fueled dreams of a bunch of hippies.

Or at least – that’s what I thought before I found out about ‘Dirty Pillowz,’ a site that is creating cross stitch pillow representations of people in the midst of, well, getting dirty.

I don’t know about you, but if I walked into someone’s house and saw these, um, art pieces, I think I’d run the other way.

Click on the glorious set of pillow boobs below to see more of the Dirty Pillowz. But don’t say we didn’t warn you.