Two very special things are happening on the first Tuesday of November: one is an important event which solidifies our nation as a country that accepts free speech, the freedom to choose, and the ability to elect borderline psychotic human beings as leaders and role-models, and the other is Election Day (HA! See what I did there? HA!).

That’s right, on the same day that many people will vote an anti-masturbation ex-witch into the Senate, the same amount of people are going to pick up a copy of Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s book at their local Borders, crack it open, and diligently read through chapters like “Wingmen and Grenades” and “Creeping in da Club and Elsewheres.”

As always, MTV, thanks for the inspiring addition to the bookshelves.

Via Jezebel.