Remember when you were a virgin? And you were so, SO nervous about “losin’ it”? And then you FINALLY got to that moment, and you were so excited, and then WHAM BLAM THANK YOU MA’AM it’s over, and you realize sex isn’t the most emotional, life-changing event of your life, it’s just sex. And though it’s fun and awesome and a great part of the human experience, it’s really not that big of a deal.

Welp, these kids, on MTV’s new reality show Virgin Territory, have yet to learn that.