There are many celebrities in the world whose sex tapes we would absolutely KILL to see. Like Olivia Wilde and her fiance, Jason Sudeikis. Sure, he’s not the rock-hard Mr. USA, but she’s gorgeous, and claims they have sex “like marathon runners.” I’d pay to see that. I’d also probably shell out a few pennies to see sex tapes from any of our hump day hotties.

On the other hand, there are some celebrities who I would prefer NOT to see naked, like, I dunno… Kathy Griffin, who just INSIST upon getting their nudes out there. I’m all for sexual liberation and body acceptance, obviously, but there is a part of me that thinks, “ick. Ick ick ick.”

ICK was definitely my response today when I learned that KRIS JENNER, matriarch of the Kardashian Klan, may have a sex tape out there in the wild wild interwebz. According to The National Enquirer,

Robert told his good friend O.J. Simpson that he overheard Kris telling her girlfriend all about the scandalous tape.
“Robert said Kris was talking about how liberating it was to be filmed having sex and how it was a turn-on to watch herself with her lover,” revealed a close source. “She said she felt like a porn star.
“When Robert heard that, he confronted Kris. But she laughed it off, telling him she was just kidding around. She said she knew he was there and wanted to teach him a lesson about eavesdropping on her conversa­tions with her girlfriends.

Euuuughhhhhhh. I dunno about you, but that makes me want to close my laptop and not open it ever again, just in case someone Rickrolls me but instead of sending me to this, sent me to an uncloseable, un-mute-able video of Kris Jenner getting railed by some old dude. As it is I have the mental image of her applying lube in the outfit above. Isn’t that enough torture for one human being?

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