You know how when you’re at a strip club, and there hot women everywhere taking their clothes off and dancing seductively, but all you can think about is how incredibly cruel to animals that stripper’s leather nipple tassles are? And you’re like, “Ugh, I can’t even enjoy this insanely sexy blonde woman shoving her breasts in my face because she is wearing silk panties and I empathize with the fight against silkworm exploitation.”

Well, REJOICE, my vegan friends, because a man named Johnny Diablo (yeah, I’m sure) has created the first vegan restaurant and strip club in Portland, Oregon. The “dancers” are not allowed to wear “fur, feathers, silk, wool, or leather” on stage, and the restaurant connected to it, of course, does not serve any sort of animal product. So if you’re a steak and strippers kinda guy, you might have to steer clear of Casa Diablo, or else become a tofu and strippers kinda guy.

Full story @ The Frisky