It’s December 13th*, have you done YOUR holiday shopping yet? If you’re like me, you’re giving thanks for your Amazon Prime subscription ’cause you’re gonna be buying ERR-THING on December 21st and hoping it all plops on your porch in time for you to hastily shove it into a Macy’s bag stuffed with old Penny Savers.

However, if you DO go this route, I hope you don’t live in Brooklyn, cause apparently there is a lady going around stealing packages from people’s doorsteps… but not before TWERKING FOR AN HOUR ON THEIR STOOPS. NO JOKE, YO.

Via Jezebel:

Riddle, a 27-year-old Graphics Coordinator with VH1, says she returned home last Wednesday to find that two packages belonging to her and her boyfriend had been ripped open, with the contents taken out and boxes left behind. They looked through her building’s surveillance footage to find the suspects—the twerker kept watch and held the elevator while a man did the actual stealing.

But she was much more amazed by what transpired prior to the theft: “The interesting part was what happened before the break-in, in which the woman proceeded to straight up twerk outside of our building. For an entire hour. Rest breaks were had, but she got right back up and dropped it like it was hot, often times on the lap of the man.”

We are all down for the occasional random streetside twerk sesh, but come on girl, don’t steal peoples’ shit of their porches! I mean seriously, we thought Miley gave twerking a bad name. But this? This is WAY Worse.

*ps – don’t go shopping today. It’s Friday the 13th. You are going to get your hair stuck in an escalator or a glass door is going to shatter on you or you’ll go nuts and hurl yourself off a balcony because your girlfriend is taking too long.