Are you a particularly nefarious, multi-millionaire professional golfer who enjoys dozens of mistresses at once while keeping your unfairly sexy Swedish wife around too? Probably not. But if you’ve got his tendencies (cheating, lying, Ambien problem, etc), you might want to download this new iPhone app; “Tiger Text,” which you can program to automatically delete your text messages after a certain amount of time.

The app developer behind Tiger Text claims the name isn’t based on the golfer, but the animal, as tigers are “hard to track.” Sure, app developer. A giant cat with orange with black stripes in the middle of a jungle is practically invisible. Sure.

Just think- you’ll never worry about your significant other accidently reading about that crazy sleeping pill sex you had with that porn star last weekend. Or, you know, something like that.