There are many hall of fames that would be nice to be in. MLB, NFL, Rock and roll — but one that you probably especially don’t want to join: the sex mistake hall of fame. Here are some cringe-worthy whoopsies from Reddit users that have us saying, “that’s enough internet for today.” Take it from us – don’t do these things if you want a second date!

“If your dick slips out from your girl, don’t try to stick it back in with force (and definitely don’t when you’re drunk). A buddy of mine did this, and, well…you can imagine the aftermath.”

“Any mention of how your ex did something in bed.”

“Spicy foods. It’s, ‘Omg, I love you!’ one moment then, ‘Holy shit, everything is on FIRE’ the next (and not in a good way).”

 “Using a massage gun as a vibrator. Don’t try it out, ladies — you’ll get bruises, LOL.”

“‘Sexy,’ edible stuff, like chocolate or honey. It’s just messy and physically off-putting by the end.”

“Trying to spank your wife’s ass while she’s riding you, completely missing, and smacking yourself in the balls really hard by accident. Instant softy….”

“Screaming, ‘Oh, daddy, yes!’ if you’re a man having sex with a woman.”