Vince Schlomi, the Sham-wow-hocking-prostitute-punching infomercial dude is back with a new product you don’t need but will probably buy: The Schticky. According to Vince, it’s like a reusable lint roller that you can use on your dog? I think?

Needless to say, it wouldn’t be a Vince commercial without just a smidge of sexual innuendo, so let’s play a little Tuesday morning game, shall we? The first person to spot the totally creepster line in this commercial wins a chocolate bar (you only play shipping & handling, expect your free gift in 4 – 6 years.)