Watching Charlie Sheen right now is like being a storm chaser. You’re running around attempting to follow a natural disaster, using all the knowledge you can remember to try and predict his next move, but sometimes he does something so unexpected and unpredictable that it ends up SMASHING SOMEONE UNDERNEATH A BARN.

However, when someone in Hollywood (who has more money than most of us will ever see in our entire lifetime and is blowing it on jet rides with glorified hookers) begins their breakdown, it’s our right as a public to be allowed a few minutes of laughter at their expense. And, because the BCU staff can never resist making bets, we thought it’d be only appropriate to set up an office pool for this type of situation. That way, when Charlie finally plummets into the deep dark hole once only inhabited by Nick Nolte and Britney Spears, maybe someone else will be (sorry for this) WINNING.

Here’s how you play:

1. Print out this list of the following potential Charlie Sheen headlines

2. Have each person in your office choose a potential date they believe each event could happen

3. Each bet costs a dollar, and all the money goes into a pool.

4. Price is right rules apply: the person closest without going over wins

5. Whoever predicts the most dates correctly wins.

Here are the Headlines:

1. Charlie Sheen Arrested

2. Charlie Sheen is Hospitalized

3. Charlie Sheen Caught Running Naked Through the Streets Of [whereverthehellhemightbe]

4. Charlie Sheen Charged With Involuntary Manslaughter of Adult Film Star(s)

5. Charlie Sheen Shot with Tranquilizer Dart/Tased Into Submission/Hogtied by Police

6. Charlie Sheen Drowns in Boobs

7. Charlie Sheen Contracts Chlamydia/Herpes/A Really Bad UTI

8. Charlie Sheen Stops Being Crazy (hahahahahha just kidding)

9. Charlie Sheen Holds Cast of Two and a Half Men Hostage

10. Charlie Sheen dies. Stops Winning.