Look – we in San Diego aren’t really allowed to judge other football teams. Our quarterback, while talented, looks like a chubby 12-year-old and acts like one too, and our defensive and running games are both fairly embarrassing. However, after seeing the next two videos, I have to give us credit for never pulling either of the moves in the next two vids, courtesy of the NY Giants.

In the first video, we have 7-year-veteran OLB Michael Boley getting a teensy-bit too excited after scoring a touchdown during the Giants’ Monday Night Football game against the Rams, because instead of throwing the ball at the ground and doing a jig, he PEGGED THE BALL AT AN INTERN’S FRIGGIN FACE I AM NOT KIDDING. He either didn’t realize his mistake or just didn’t care, because we definitely don’t see an apology in the moments following. Whatta jerk.

In the next video, we see something that’s usually reserved for the Euro-trash in soccer – a little something called “diving,” or clearly faking an injury. The video actually seems to show two separate falls by members of the Giants, although safety Deon Grant’s fall and subsequent injury is being called total bullsh*t. From ESPN –

“They couldn’t get subbed, they couldn’t line up,” Rams quarterback Sam Bradford said. “Someone said, ‘Someone go down, someone go down,’ so someone just went down and grabbed a cramp.”

We of course can’t be sure the injury was faked unless Grant admits it, but for the time being we can watch the video over and over again and shake our heads in disgust because THE MAN IS CLEARLY FAKING, YOU TURD.

Go sit in a corner and think about what you’ve done, Giants. You’re grounded.