The Most OMG Jokes Nikki Glaser DIDN’T Say at the Golden Globes
Awards season has begun, with the Golden Globes bringing together the Hollywood elite to celebrate those who starred in the best shows and movies of 2024. Comedian Nikki Glaser was our host this year, and she let some serious blush-inducing jokes fly on stage. But you might be surprised to read that some of the best (and most biting) jokes weren’t even shared. Luckily, Nikki was kind enough to share a bunch more later from the “Stern File” — AKA the jokes too rough for Primetime, while talking to Howard Stern. Watch the video above, or check em out below.
“Squid Game is a show where people starve themselves while ruthlessly competing for the ultimate prize. Oh, wait, no, sorry that’s this show.”
“I saw Joker 2 and, you know, it reminded me of when the first Joker came out and I was in the theaters and I was afraid someone was going to shoot it up. And then during Joker 2, I was really hoping they would.”
“Michael Keaton was so great in Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice and Alec Baldwin, sadly, did not come back to play a ghost because he was too busy making them.”
“Daniel Craig is nominated for his performance in Queer, which is a movie and not just what my uncle Chuckie calls Wicked.”
“Denzel Washington is here. The only thing that has convinced more middle-aged men they could pull off an earring than Denzel Washington is cocaine. Kate Winslet is a lot like cocaine. She’s white. She’s always with Leonard DiCaprio, and I can’t wait to find her at the after party tonight.”
“The Wild Robot is nominated tonight. And by that, I mean Nicole Kidman after two white wines.”
“Amy Adams is nominated for her performance in Night Bitch, while I was totally snubbed for my performance in Day Slut. The documentary category is tough, though, by the way, Night Bitch is what Diddy hears every evening before it’s lights out.”