Oh look, it’s Monday again. It’s like every Friday I someone expect some sort of Groundhog Day thing to happen so we can all be stuck in Saturday for like, a month and half. How great would that be? Also your back account goes back to how it was Saturday morning, and you get to redo your decision to cut your bangs yourself. Ugh, I wish.

Unfortunately, that’s not the case, and here we are on Monday again, starting all over. But not all is lost… we can still talk about the weekend! What did you do? Did you follow some of our UnDating tips? Did you try a new restaurant or club or the beach or a co-ed softball team?

Or, did you totally ignore everything we talked about last week and end up like this (NSFW):