In a kind rebuttal to the terrifyingly bitter and hyperbolic flowchart made by Miss Susan Walsh at HookingUpSmart.com, we offer our own chart showing the effect of marriage on the human psyche (and wallet). We have used the same methodology as Susan, which is to be psychotically distorted, one-sided, closed-minded, and generally unrealistic.

To be fair though, at least we KNOW this chart is a massive exaggeration with millions of exceptions. She on the other hand… I’m not so sure.