As Fall progresses, we’ve been finding it harder and harder to wake up in the morning. It’s still dark at 6:30, it’s a little overcast and our comfy beds just seem so much more appealing than facing the cruel world. The only thing that makes waking up a little easier, of course, is having a super hot booty call sleeping next to you that can give you a little morning delight, but sometimes during the week that’s just not possible. The next best thing might be this fun little device we just recently learned about…

Say hello to The Handie:

Sure, you could say that The Handie, a silicone sex toy that touts itself as the “all-in-one finishing tool for men”, is making more work out of men’s easiest pastime. You could also ask yourself, “do I WANT it to look like a Terminator hand is jerking me off?” But you know what? We say, ditch all the negative questions – stop saying “why?” and say, “WHY NOT have a vibrating, self-lubricating silicone glove to wear while masturbating?” If you’re into it – be sure to donate to the company’s Indie Gogo account. And then go back to bed and think about your decisions.