You know how sometimes you’re on your yacht, moving swiftly across the Pacific with no real plans of where to go, the sun high above and a long day of fun in the sun slowly moving into the evening and you’re just like F*CK THIS SH*T I AM BORED OUT OF MY MIND?

I know that oftentimes I get that feeling on my yacht. It’s like, come on… two wetbars, a pool, and three jacuzzis? What is this, Soviet Russia? Luckily, though, a smart, compassionate company has come to the rescue to make your life of boat clubs and golfing and yachting across the Pacific much more bearable. Introducing the FreeStyle Cruiser Inflatable slide, for your motherf***ing yacht.

(also, I assume the answer is yes, you must only play porn background music while using the slide. You can’t have it all, jerk.)