We’re pretty stoked that Valentine’s Day is over. For one – I swiped about 20 pounds of chocolate at 75% off this morning, just because the wrappers were pink and red. For two – I can go out to dinner tonight without being crammed between a couple that won’t stop making out and a couple that is quietly arguing. And for THREE, the chocolate.

I used to wonder all the time if people ever broke up on Valentine’s Day. Maybe the pressure of the holiday caused a fight that broke the camels back. Or too much wine at dinner made someone admit they had an affair years ago. Luckily, because of the wonders of Twitter (and with some help from BuzzFeed), we can read about a whole buncha folks who had a super shitty Valentine’s Day just to make ourselves feel better.

But even more pleasant than that would be a super cut of hilarious (and not so hilarious) break ups in movie history to ring in the weekend. Get your booty on this weekend, the ANTI-Valentine’s way!