I don’t know if you know this (I mean, maybe you live on Mars or are deaf and also blind, who knows), but there is an oil spill thing going on. Don’t quote me on this, but I’m under the impression that the entire ocean is made of oil now? And maybe, (don’t quote me on this) all the fish are going to die and no one is going to get enough Omega-3s and we’re all going to become weak and sick and maybe mutants. I think that’s what’s going on.

Either way, it’s a disaster of epic proportions that shouldn’t be joked about, because it really is one of the worst man-made catastrophes that our generation and generations to come will ever have to deal with.

On that note, watch this funny video.