Romantic to the point of creepy, baguettes, cigarettes and an inattention to hygiene: these are all the things we tend to think of when someone mentions French dudes. But it may be time to reverse that stereotype, because it turns out they’re also rockin’ some of the biggest packages in the whole European Union! According to a study, Hungarian men have the biggest penises, followed closely by the French. At 16.51 cm (about 6 and a half inches), Hungary tops the charts, with France close behind at 16.01 cm, or 6.3 inches.

Just east to the biggest schlongs on the continent you’ll find the smallest penises, with Romania reporting about 12.73 cm, or 5 inches. This new information is interesting when compared to the last time a penis size chart was compiled, where Denmark came in first place with a whopping 7 and a half inches. Perhaps there was a little fudging of the numbers back then?

Either way, ladies, I’ll be booking my flight to Paris this weekend, if you’d like to join me. Be sure to pack an ice pack and a nose plug.