Disclaimer: although I fully support the comedy in this hilarious review of Five Guys burgers by YouTuber Daym Drops, I would just like to let it be known that west coast chain In-n-Out is clearly, undeniably, unquestionably, without-a-doubt a better cheese burger than Five Guys’. In fact, it’s not even fair to compare them because they are in completely different categories. It’s like comparing apples to oranges, or more specifically, like comparing apples to 4 week old oranges that have been overly-accessorized and left to rot in the space between your car seat and door.

Unfortunately for those of you of the East Coast, you have not, and will likely never experience the nirvana-like bliss that is biting into an In-n-Out Double Double Cheeseburger with onions and a side of animal fries, so I will stop here and let your blissful ignorance continue so you don’t feel like your lives have been in vain. Go ahead and enjoy this video, because it is funny, not because it is true. Because it’s not.

Or to put it more simply, “YO, DAYM DROPS, I’MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT IN-N-OUT HAD THE BEST DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER OF ALL TIME.”

Take it away, bro: