Yeah yeah YEAH, we made it! WE MADE IT! Despite it being 100% scientifically confirmed that the week after Thanksgiving is the slowest week of the year, because it follows a three day week followed by a four day weekend of binge eating and 12 hour “naps”, WE SURVIVED! So here we are, not QUITE to the beach but ALMOST there, like trying to find a parking spot and I see someone pulling out of one right now, and then we’re gonna grab that spot and our towels and umbrellas and sunblock and then BAM. Jet-skiing and drinking margaritas for two and half days.

Just like Diesel, the jet-skiing dog.

And yeah, I know. It’s almost December and it’s like 30 degrees outside. It’s called a fantasy and you can’t tell me how to enjoy it.