It’s Tuesday, so you know what that means! Tacos and margaritas until you pass out or explode! Uh, I mean, TestiMOANial Tuesday, where we share the parting stories of our beloved members who are leaving for greener pastures.

But all is not lost, because these members left us with stories of dating success! This week, we have three lovely ladies who met the men of their dreams on OnlineBootyCall.com, and even one who GOT MARRIED – whodathunk?! (Actually, wedathunk. WedaKNEW.)

Let’s hear their stories, shall we?

“I’m in love and I have a man now… thanks for your help!” Female, 46, Antioch, CA

“Thanks for the help, I found someone!” Female, 30, Bristol, VA

“I have gotten married to a guy off this site!” Female, 38, New Orleans, LA

“I MET THE MOST WONDERFUL MAN… I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND HE LOVES ME! I’M FINALLY HAPPY :)” Female, 59, Doniphan, MO