It’s almost here, you guys. The day we’ve all been waiting for. That’s right: December 21, 2012, The Mayan Predicted End Of the World. The day when, in my imagination, the sun blows up, leaving the Earth a veritable, frozen wasteland full of slowly dying human beings being over-taken by cold-blooded reptiles eating their stomachs while they’re still alive. Yeah, I know. I have an active imagination.

However, as this potential last month of our lives comes to a close, it’s important to tie up loose ends and make sure we’re happy with our life choices. Hug your mother, tell that barista you yelled at last week that you’re sorry, you were just really stressed out, and of course, GET YOURSELF AN END-OF-THE-WORLD BOOTY CALL.

Like these people!

“I met a brother from this line, we’re dating now and he is all that. If things don’t work out, I’ll be back!!!!! THNX 4 THE HOOK UP…” Female, 47, Philadelphia, PA

“Found a great guy, we’ve been dating about 3 months and are very happy :)” Female, 25, Grand Prarie, TX

“Had a great time will be back if this chick does not work out!” Male, 54, Los Angeles, CA

“Man…this is a great site!” Male, 29, Brooklyn, NY