There are many things in life that are short but sweet: a run-in with a friend you haven’t seen in ages, a hilarious episode of your favorite TV show, an awesome one-night stand, your daily allotted Thin Mint cookie because you’ve really been putting a lot of weight on recently and Spring is nearly here and you should really hit the gym more often you fatty. Each of these is a quick burst of “YAY” in your day that might not last forever, but hey, sometimes faster is better!

Such is the case with this week’s testiMOANials. Sure, they aren’t novels describing romantic stories of love and loss, but they ARE proof that booty calls can be the way to true love. Check em out:

“He is not my begining but he is my end…True Love!” Female, 47, Columbus, GA

“I met the man of my dreams here!” Female, 23, Dallas, TX

“Thank your this site, it has helped me more than you know…” Female, 45, Olympia, WA

“He’s marvelous!” Female, 27, Stone Mountain, GA