With all the crummy celebrity marriages and divorces popping up like acne on the back of America, it’s not surprising that people are steering away from the old-fashioned way of finding a mate and looking for new ways to find love. This week, we have two testimonials… one from the site that’s a little bit NSFW, and one from Twitter! We love a good OBC romance just as much as the next person, so let’s read them, shall we?

“I met Mr Right and he was just that… he’s handsome with a long fat d*ck!” Female, 28, Washington DC

“So let me tell y’all how, my cousin met her current fiancé off OnlineBootyCall.com ..On my brothers grave son.” NiaCSays, via Twitter