Kevin Hart hosted SNL this Saturday, and it was pretty great! Kevin Hart is actually a funny comedian instead of an obnoxious douche-bag or an obnoxious baby douche-bag. Lots of the sketches were great, like the Z-Shirt skit and REALLY?! With Seth and Kevin, but my favorite had to be the Walking Dead skit. Yes, […]
British sex toy web store LoveHoney.co.uk apparently knows how to nab new buyers! Their new web commercials show how you can use their sex toys for more than just pleasure in a worst-case-scenario: ZOMBIE ATTACK. As a person who frequently fears the potential uprising of the undead, I may just have to add this site […]
If you don’t recall, the world recoiled in disgust last month when Lost actor Doug Hutchison revealed he had married a 16-year-old aspiring “country music star,” Courtney Stodden However, as time passed, we realized that not only is his teen-bride completely BATSH*T crazy, but definitely does not appear to be 16 at all. My suspicions […]
I’m really impressed that Alan Simpson, 4000 years old though he is, knows about all the hottest new tracks. I mean, have you guys heard Enema Man’s new album? It’s SUPER sick. And don’t even get me started on the most recent Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog single, that song’s gonna be played in all of, […]
I’ve never really been one to make New Years Resolutions. Not that I’ve never had massive life adjustments that needed to be made, but hey, who has ever kept a New Years Resolution in their life, right? Right? Don’t answer that. Anyway, we at BCU figured that in such dire times (economic crisis, war, Wikileaks, […]
Have you noticed that those Halloween Superstores always go in and take over bankrupt department stores right around late August? Like there is a shut down Mervyn’s over here that is suddenly full of cheap plastic wigs and skanky polyester nurse costumes, and no one has noticed the metaphorical creepiness of having a fear-based holiday […]
