Reuters is a very highly respected news organization from which we get most of our to-the-minute news on environmental issues and political scandals and also alligators wearing sandals sometimes. That being said, WTF, REUTERS. We’d like to believe that whoever came up with that DAZZLING headline is just the greatest undercover comedian of all time who even […]
Reason #2,795 to not get married: Sometimes when you try to install your TV with a shotgun (obviously) your dumb wife gets in the way and you shoot her instead. Now you’re in trouble and your TV isn’t even set up.
Miami, Florida is known for many things. Warm sandy beaches, delicious Latin food, and the delicious Latin lady butts that are inextricably entangled with the the two. So it’s not really a surprise at this point that 22 year old Marcus Raucher became known as the Serial Booty Grabber. His taste for copping a feel […]
Sometimes someone comes up with an idea and you’re like, “ARGGG How did I not think of that, I could have been a heptamajillionaire,” like with the Snuggie and the ShamWow and the Razor scooter. We all thought “WTF,” but the world said “I’LL TAKE FOUR.” However, this idea… I don’t know. The French are […]
I have no words.
Poor pro-athletes, they just can’t catch a break these days. The sex scandal knows no borders, hitting Tiger Woods, then Jesse James (is he a pro athlete? I don’t imagine him having any discernible skills), then Ben Roethlisberger then Tiki Barber and now 3 members of the French soccer team? That’s right, the athlete sex scandal […]
