Pole Dancing For Jesus
I have five questions. 1. WHY 2. WHY 3. WHY 4. WHY 5. “On Knees for Jesus”? WHYWHYWHYWHY?!
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Which is Grosser: Butt Vs Vag Smuggler
Just when I thought we had the most intense competition of all time (Great wall of Vagina vs Bomb Squad Vibrator) I cam across these two delightful news stories just this morning. It’s like someone is smiling down on me and saying, “no, my child, it gets worse. Trust me.” So we have Karin Mackaliunas […]
Woman Bites Off Her Boyfriend’s Testicles
Imagine you are working a 911 dispatch center, and a guy calls, and he’s in so much pain that he can barely speak, and you’re like, “9-1-1 WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY?” and he’s like, “MY… MY GIRLFRIEND. SHE… SHE DID SOMETHING.” And then you’re like, “okay sir, you have to tell me what’s wrong […]
World Record Belly Flop
As if my stomach didn’t already hate me for the treachery I put it through last night, I had to see this video, wherein one lunatic breaks the world record for highest dive into a shallow pool. I thought I might be able to hold all this green beer and cabbage down, but with how […]
The Situation Bombed at the Trump Roast
TWO JERSEY SHORE POSTS IN TWENTY-FOUR HOURS? It’s official, guys, all this internet activity is turning my brain to mush. However, this video was absolutely, unavoidably necessary, because it shows our least favorite of the Jersey Shore crew utterly BOMBING on stage at last night Roast of Donald Trump. I’ve never thought the roasts were […]
Which is More Awesome: Great Wall of Vagina Vs. Bomb Squad Vibrator
There have been many great battles in our history. David vs Goliath… Ali vs Frazier… Dr. Pepper vs Mr. Pibb. However, it has been a long while since a neck and neck competition such as this has graced our world and it is up to us as the watchful public to decide who takes home […]
Jon Cryer Responds to Charlie Sheen
Throughout all the Charlie Sheen drama of the past few weeks (including the cops being called yesterday for him supposedly threatening to shoot himself, which I can not BELIEVE I didn’t add to the What’s Next for Charlie Sheen Poll), we haven’t really heard much from two of the people in his life who will […]
It’s Healthy to Stare At Boobs
Have you ever noticed how “research groups” are always coming out with new “studies” that show exactly what their intended audience wants to hear? Like “going out and getting drunk might actually make you live longer!” or “cookies make you better in bed!” We’re pretty sure that usually those studies are secretly backed by the […]
CRIME OFF!
I think it’s hilarious that in an age where we have movies like Inside Man and The Town and other awesome criminal mastermind movies, that the only stories I ever hear about criminals is when they’re doing something that not even my 12 year old brother would think made sense. The last few weeks have […]
‘The Kings Speech’ Porn Spoof
Of all the Academy Award nominated films that came out this past year, which one did you think would end up with a porn parody? Black Swan, because of it’s hot lesbian action? The Fighter, whose spoof name would obviously be The Biter? Winter’s Bone, which ALREADY HAS BONE IN THE TITLE? Nope, nope, nope. […]