Ron Artest Changed His Name to Metta World Peace
“Wait wait wait, did you say RON ARTEST? Of the LAKERS? Well in that case. Sorry about the last 50 years.” -Muammar Al-Qaddafi (JK! NO ONE SAID THAT!) Source
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The Southwest Pilot Rant About Gays, Grannies, and Grandes
Technology. It really is amazing in so many ways. It improves our quality of life, makes education more accessible, and even saves lives. However, it also makes idiotic things very, very public. Incidents that may have been brushed under the rug years ago are now slapped onto YouTube for the whole world to laugh/cry/rage at, […]
Women Are Drinking Horse Semen Now
I remember a few years ago when I was watching “Rich Girls” (one of those first reality shows that celebrated the copious wealth and selfishness of the privileged few in America) and one of the stars excitedly shared about how her mom and dad use a cream on their eyes made of the foreskin cut […]
Vagina Wedding Dress
Continuing with today’s apparent “female anatomy in unexpected places” theme, and building on our past “keep your vagina in your pants, please” Spring trend (following vagina book and vagina necklace), we bring you this wedding dress: So, um. I don’t think I have to add any commentary to this, because obviously, WTF, right? But also, […]
Lost Actor Marries 16-Year-Old Girl
Sometimes grandparents say things like “this country is going to sh*t,” and you’re like, “Okay, calm down, Gramps, you haven’t even seen the most recent season of Teen Mom. Save your basement-scented breath.” Those predictions of the end times are just old people being old people. However, when it comes to things being a sign […]
iBoobies
When I was a kid, there was this store called “Spencers” in the mall that I walked around with my friends because that’s what you do when you’re 13. Spencer’s was great because it had hilarious practical joke kits and poop merchandise and fart noise makers and posters of your favorite sexy musicians and movie […]
Japan Making Burgers Out of Human Poop
You know when it’s around 12 o’clock, and your tummy starts a-rumblin’ and you begin to brainstorm the many things you’d love to have for lunch? Perhaps you’ll grab a slice of pizza, or maybe a sub from that new deli you’ve been wanting to try, or maybe some leftover chili from the chili cook-off […]
Graduation Celebration Gone Wrong
This morning my little brother graduated from high school. It was weird. Even as he walked across the stage and accepted his diploma, I was like “nope. Not happening. He is still wearing diapers and dancing to some weird Teletubbies song.” Needless to say, his graduation was one long boring uneventful morning, and nothing nearly […]
YouPorn Advertising Fail
We’ve all had that moment of pure, unadulterated fear when trying to show someone a link or video or article on your computer. For the brief second as you open your browser and begin to type into the search bar, you wonder what the last thing you searched for… was it a recipe for great […]
Dumb Criminal Off
I was beginning to think, excitedly, that perhaps the Darwin effect was working on all the dumb criminals out there. Maybe they were all finally in jail, or witnessed the carnage on their fellow idiots and decided to stay home for the day. Unfortunately, that’s not the case. Today brings in a fresh duo of […]