Vagina Tent (NSFW)
Sometimes I worry that YouTube has too many normal, boring, completely mundane videos, don’t you? Like, come ON. What an utterly boring and too-normal way to start a Friday, if you ask me.
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The NY Giants Are Douche Bags
Look – we in San Diego aren’t really allowed to judge other football teams. Our quarterback, while talented, looks like a chubby 12-year-old and acts like one too, and our defensive and running games are both fairly embarrassing. However, after seeing the next two videos, I have to give us credit for never pulling either […]
Worst Reuters Story Ever
Um, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT? Have a nice Thursday, everyone. Via Reuters
The Masturbating Cable Guy
I don’t know about you guys, but here in San Diego having cable is like, the WORST. No matter which company you decide to go with, you can really only count on three things – 1) it will suck, 2) it will be overpriced, and 3) when you call to complain for the 600th time […]
Arkansas Toe-Sucker On the Loose
Real quick question for the Midwest and South: WHAT IS IN THE WATER OVER THERE? Hey – I’m the first to admit that the West coast has its share of people with a screw or two loose, but it seems like every story I read from your neck of the woods involves someone smoking bath […]
20 Creepy Sexual Innuendos From Cartoons
If you’re in my generation (that is Generation: Didn’t Have Cell Phones In Junior High But Started Facebook so Suck It), you’ll remember the nights rewinding through Disney movies to see the supposed boners and hear the raunchy whispers and see the word “sex” fly across the screen (note: none of those were true). Or […]
Goalkeeper Fail
Although 2011 has seen the demise of the term fail, it has definitely been the year OF the fail, specifically the “attempting seemingly easy things” fail. See jumping into pool, running, eating, and walking. Here comes another addition to Year of the Basic Fail, with this video of a young goalkeeper who got cocky and […]
Jon Hamm and Fabio: Twinsies
Oh god. OH GOD. Please, no. No. NO NO NO NO NO THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? I take back what I said earlier. There is no God.
Fat Guy Sues White Castle Because He’s Too Fat To Fit in a Booth
You may only know this because of the dozens of depressing commercials during yesterday’s football games, but Sunday was the tenth anniversary of 9/11 – the day when two terrorist-hijacked planes flew into the World Trade Center, one hit the Pentagon, and another ran into the ground in Pennsylvania. Easily one of the saddest events […]
Japan Shaped Erection: Best Video of the Year?
I remember when I realized I was bored with MySpace. It was like, a Tuesday night, and I was browsing through pages really late at night, and opened an acquaintance’s page. Suddenly I was EYE RAPED by multiple sparkly sayings and flashing glitter lights and auto-play videos and an embedded song that I had no […]