We’ve all joked about food being “orgasmic,” and let’s be honest, there are some foods that are aphrodisiacs and make you a lil horny, and HEY, a good slice of pizza when hungover could be comparable to a good masturbation sesh. However, we can’t say that cramming foods in our gullets until we’re bloated is […]
Self-driving cars, drone deliveries, and now Bluetooth-controlled, embeddable vibrator – we TRULY live in the future! According to YourTango, a company called Orgasmia is hoping to end those embarrassing “oh sh*t someone’s at the door” moments and replace them with “yep, I’m masturbating on a bus and no one even knows” moments. Pretty rad. Via […]
If Madonna’s self-esteem plummeted last month when Drake disgustedly wiped his mouth of her kiss-juice, then maybe she can finally look in the mirror again now that another worldwide music superstar has admitted he’d totally bone her. Okay, sure, it’s no 25-year-old R&B star, it’s 46-year-old Marilyn Manson. Via The Superficial: Marilyn Manson wore his heart […]
Ever wonder what would happen if you took an attractive woman, dropped her in a busy city, and had her ask 100 strangers if they want to have sex with her? Well, wonder no more – the kind folks at Whatever.com made a 20 minute (JESUS H CHRIST, SO UNNECESSARY) long video with evidence and […]
Some days, you just need a video to make you say, “yeah, my life’s not that bad.” You might be having a long week or you’re catching a cold or you just found out Trader Joe’s raised the price of Charles Shaw, but think of it this way – you didn’t get an AXE to […]
Hey guys, wanna know something else horrible that can happen to your dick? WE GOTCHA: In an interview with E! News, Jimmy Kimmel revealed he’s had not one, but TWO PENIS SURGERIES on a spontaneously closed up urethra. In other words, Jimmy Kimmel’s dick hole closed up, two separate times. Think we’re making it up? […]
Because my gagging muscles are making it impossible to speak any words about this story, I’ll let HuffPo take the reigns on this one: Vivid Entertainment — the company that unleashed sex tapes featuring Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and Pamela Anderson, as well as a professionally filmed porn video with former “Teen Mom” star Farrah Abraham — […]
Ugh, it’s too early for this. It’s too early for terrible, autotuned-to-shit ear-piercing crap music, and yet HERE IT IS, molesting our ears on this cloudy Monday morning, make us wonder why we even got up. Everyone, grab your shoes to throw at welcome Avery, a 20-year-old “musician” from Phoenix who has assaulted us with […]
What’s worse than staying a virgin until you get married? How about going on television to “learn sex” from a couple of creepy old people who equate foreplay to a f*cking Wizard of Oz maze on the floor? A new show on the Discovery Channel (another educational channel bites the dust) called Virgin Coaches takes […]
Once you read ‘Sasha Grey’ in the title of this post, you probably instinctively pulled your pants down, opened an incognito window, and prepared for release, but sadly, you most likely won’t be jerking it to this Machinima video, titled Creepy Text Theatre, in which she and a male partner read some of the lamest, most […]
