HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
Answer: Nerd Magic.
wtf
Two Horrific Eating Videos
Upon the advent of TestiMOANial Tuesday and Hump Day Hottie Wednesday, I’ve been feeling recently like Monday needs something bright and cheery to detract from the daily grind of icky, awful, and straight-up unbearable that I normally throw at you. Perhaps something like “Kama Sutra Monday” where we share a sex position from the historically […]
3 Second Rule – The Worst Song of All Time
It’s early. I’m sorry that I have to rape your ears like this when your hair’s all rumpled and you still have your glasses on and your mouth smells like a basement and you haven’t even had your coffee yet. But this video was thrown in my face this weekend and I had to share […]
3 Minutes of Reporter Fails
Speaking of things that should appeal to ANYONE, and not just someone under the influence of marijuana, here is a 3-minute video of ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS EVER: local news reporters totally botching their lines. You’ve probably noticed that I have a “thing” for watching reporters awkwardly butcher their segments (see also: this, this, […]
Your Annual Terrifying Mel Gibson Rant
img via TheWrap 2012 has been a great year. I’ve run 200 miles, gone on a couple vacations, tried a poached egg for the first time (NOPE), and seen the reincarnation of Tupac on stage. However, despite it being 4 months in, I’ve still been feeling as though the year hadn’t been properly kicked off. […]
Awesome or Awful: Nicki Minaj Parody
Riding on the same masochism train from earlier today, I decided to punish myself by watching this horrifying parody of Nicki Minaj’s song “Starships” by YouTube user BartBaker. With its terrifying visuals, sex-offender of a singer, and use of cats, it is a guaranteed hit on the interwebz. As for me? I guess I might […]
Courtney Stodden is Almost 18
I made an internal promise to myself to never post another video about the world’s creepiest couple, but there are just some mornings when you feel like being rebellious and masochistic. Today appears to be one of those days, because I can’t help posting this video, the first in a series where Miss Courtney Stodden […]
No Thank You: America Sunglasses
You know how sometimes it’s all bright out, and your eyes hurt so you put on your sunglasses and it’s like “ahh, yeah that’s way better,” but in your head you’re kind of disappointed because your sunglasses aren’t in an awkward, uncomfortable shape of a continent formed by millions and millions of years of erosion […]
Sweet Brown Doesn’t Have Time For Bronchitis
Oh man, what a sad day for Antoine “Hide You Kids” Dodson… he’s about to be dethroned as the internet’s most beloved interviewee. Like Dodson, our new heroin Sweet Brown is concerned, theatrical, and bandana-d. Although the subject of this news story isn’t a rapist, it is an apartment fire and a time-consuming case of […]
Californian To Texan Translation
I try to keep politics out of this blog as much as possible, because UGH, politics, but sometimes it’s impossible, especially when said politics is SO FREAKING STUPID IT’S PAINFUL. According to ThinkProgress.org, Missouri legislator Donna Lichtenegger recently posted a picture to her Facebook wall dubbed a “Californian to Texan” translation guide. The “chart” (I […]