Good Morning, Butt Robot
What. The. Hell.
wtf
Psychologist Claims Make Up Sex is Bad for You
Every morning, while I’m drinking my morning liquid cocaine coffee and perusing the interwebz for sex and dating news, I tend to look for stories that agree with our side – you know, that casual dating and staying single longer is healthy, and waiting for marriage is smart, both mentally and financially, and that sex […]
Silly Sex Tip of the Day
I am a big fan of “DIY,” or “doing it yourself.” A majority of my house’s renovation projects were completed with just some printed out instructions, a glass of wine, and my own skills (or lack thereof). However, there are just certain things that should be left to the professionals, like say, trying to add […]
Choose OBC, Not This Creepy Hug Robot
Maybe it’s just because I’m an old fart who doesn’t like all these newfangled whoosi-whatsits, but this whole upsurge in the invention of robotic mouths and Real Dolls and robot prostitutes is really rubbing me the wrong way. Sex and hugs and kisses are supposed to be between two human people who met on OBC, […]
Drinking Contest Fail
It’s Friday, folks, which means one thing – the weekend is FINALLY HERE! Time to shed off those unflattering work slacks and pull on your sexy weekend club attire. Put down your paperwork and get your dance on. Drop your thirteenth cup of coffee and pick up a cocktail! What you SHOULDN’T do, though, is […]
PopChips Dating Service Ad is AWFUL
Ohhhhhhh jeez. Okay. One second, let’s compose ourselves. Alright. Let’s talk about this “ad” for a “dating service” that is actually just a “super f***ing stupid and borderline offensive commercial for a brand of crappy, dry-ass chips that they give away at 5Ks and even there people are like, ‘no thanks’.” First of all, UGH, […]
Silly Sex Tip of the Day
Good morning and welcome to Monday, students! As you may recall from last week, I spent some time thinking of a fun addition to the week’s posts. With TestiMOANial Tuesday and Hump Day Hottie Wednesdays, it seemed that the other days needed a little love too. Over the next few weeks, we’ll be adding in […]
Real Niggas Don’t Care About No Period
For once in my life, I am at a loss for words.
Thursday Morning Nightmare Fuel
As a child of the eighties, I am used to television shows that, if viewed today, would be considered “weird” and “totally lame” and “not even any CGI, how stupid”. However, those shows bring me back to a time when my biggest priority was running home from school fast enough to beat my brother so […]
Chris Brown is Selling Puppies
What day is it? It’s the 24th of April, right? I am assuming that it is, because yesterday was the 23rd. I mean, we didn’t accidentally step into some time warp black hole and end up on April Fools Day, did we? IT MUST BE, RIGHT, because there is no way that this headline isn’t […]