It’s the week before Christmas and to say we are “checked out” is a hilarious understatement. Presents still to buy, dinners with awkward political questions on the horizon – we’d much rather get the flu so we could “just really not make it mom, so sorry, love you.” Needless to say, we needed this awkward […]
Sex robots have been a hot topic in recent years as developers create new and creepier ways to make silicone and hard drives simulate blow jobs and pillow talk. Introverts and basement dwellers are likely looking forward to the opportunity to get laid without having to actually do anything remotely close to small talk, but […]
EWWW, EWWWW, and also EWWWWWWWW. Via Jezebel: When she was 13, Brelyn Bowman made a commitment to her father to remain “pure” until her wedding day. That day arrived on October 10th, and in order to celebrate her wedding and prove to her father that she stayed true to her promise, Brelyn presented him with […]
Warning: this is a gross video. Second warning: don’t eat chili before an MMA match, dummy. Via DeadSpin
Calling out the wrong name in bed with someone is a big ol’ awkward no-no. Disemboweling your partner because they do it, on the other hand, IS MURDER, so ALSO a big no-no. However, that’s allegedly what happened between a couple in Florida (of course) recently, according to police. The arrived to a bloody, grisly […]
In another weird episode of Sex + Food on VICE, we learn about another fetish we’d never heard of: SPLOSHING. After getting educated on aphrodisiacs and feeder fetishes and of course the dudes that get off drinking breast milk, we thought we’d heard it all when it comes to the ways food can be involved […]
Just last week we were laughing about the idea of women mistaking sex toys for beauty products, and now we have a another great dildo-related video to kick off your week. Imagine for a moment what you’d do if you’re grandma found your favorite cock ring, vibrator, or giant glittery dildo in your side table […]
In this video for Cosmopolitan, several men come forward with their funny, awkward, and somewhat embarrassing misconceptions they had about sex before losing their virginity. We wonder if this has to do with crappy sex education, or weird urban legends from their parents to keep them from bangin, or maybe just dumb-ass little boys making […]
Happy Monday after the most patriotic weekend ever! You might still be hungover, battling off two days of screaming USA while pounding shots of Jack Daniels – and there’s only one way to get rid of a hangover: morning sex, coffee, and a breakfast burrito (in THAT order guys, or you’re in for a bad […]
If you could ask one person their sex tips, it would probably be a porn star. If you could ask one person to never ever talk about sex, ever, seriously, *plugs ears* gross gross oh my god please DON’T, it would probably be your grandma. However, the inherent ickiness of talking to old ladies about […]
