This Ad is… Interesting
In the all-knowing words of Twitter, SMH.
wtf
NO THANK YOU: Anti-Pervert Tights
It’s been too long since we’ve had a nice “NO THANK YOU” post, wherein we find products currently on the market and say “NO THANK YOU” to them. If you’ll recall, the last time we said NO THANK YOU was to J&D’s bacon-flavored condoms, because ew, a thousand times ew. Today, though, we have a […]
Adrienne Bailon Has Gone Full Lil Kim
This post (and the previous one) is brought to you by your local non-profit very-much-for-profit Kardashian foundation. “Kardashian: Date One And You’ll Always Be a Pseudo-Celebrity.” DUDE! What HAPPENED to Adrienne Bailon? The last time I saw her she was making the poor decision to tattoo her name on Rob Kardashian’s rib cage, but she […]
What Do You Think Of Kanye West’s New Short Film?
For honesty purposes, I probably should have titled this post, “What Do You Think Of Yeezus, Kanye West’s New American Psycho-themed Short Film Starring Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian’s Notoriously-Annoying Baby-Daddy,” but A) that wouldn’t have fit on the subject line and B) would probably have made you run away screaming. But hey, now you’re here […]
Farrah Abraham Tells Stern She Masturbates To Her Own Porno
1. No she doesn’t. 2. How long until she finally admits this was a pre-meditated porno? HOW LONG WILL THIS LIE GO ON? (Note: probably as long as we pay attention to her) 3. Clearly she doesn’t get off watching herself or she wouldn’t have felt she needed to upgrade her tatas like 20 minutes […]
Plane of Delirious Passengers Breaks Into R. Kelly Sing-a-Long
I’ve been pretty lucky in my life to have never been stuck on a grounded plane. Thank god, too, because I’m pretty claustrophobic and would probably have a goddamned meltdown right there on the tarmac. On Sunday, these people stuck on a grounded plane with no air conditioning and no water FOR FIVE HOURS IN […]
Need a Reason to Wear a Condom?
Here you go. Don’t say I never gave you nothin’.
What Cute Thing Is Going to Sneak Out the Door?
How is everyone this fine first Tuesday of June? Did you survive yesterday? I know it must have been rough without me to share all the important interweb-news with you, but hopefully you’re still standing (or sitting, or laying on the couch with a bowl of cereal on your tummy like an otter). Let’s start […]
Guy Proposes on Vine
Technology is great, isn’t it? Arguing about who sang Desperado? Google it. Need to know when the next bus arrives? BAM, there’s an app for that. Want a pizza but don’t feel like communicating with another human being? Order that pie online, it’ll be there in 45 minutes. Wanna find a sexy booty call for […]
PRANCERCISE!
It’s Thursday, May 30, and there is only one more day of Sexy Summer Slim Down Month. We are feeling great! Ready to take on the summer, flaunt that six pack, and wrangle in some sexy new booty calls for the coming warm months. How about you? Today, though, we’re tired. Sore. A little lazy. […]