This is Prince’s New Album Cover. Seriously.
I don’t think any comment is needed here.
wtf
Oh Dear God Tan Mom Has a Second Single
Move over, Kendrick Lamar, the most talented musician walking on this Earth is Tan Mom. Watch this video and try and tell me otherwise: PS – bonus points if you get past THE FOURTH SECOND OF THIS VIDEO.
Liquid Lapdance – NSFW (SERIOUSLY)
Via the seller’s site: “We’re famous for inventing special pants that make lap dances feel *more* like sex. Guys wear our “lap dance pants” in place of their underwear when they’re getting a dance. What do they feel like? Just ask our customers: “Feels like two lubed ass-cheeks sliding up and down.” “Imagine a pair […]
Sydney Leathers Is Officially The Worst
As you all know, I am not a fan of fame whores. Whether they’re men or women, any person who knowingly takes advantage of their connection to a celebrity just to gain fame and fortune is a straight up FAILURE AT LIFE in my book. Currently, one of the most fame-whorey of fame-whores is Sydney […]
Good Morning From Nelly and THE CHEERIOS BEE, NO JOKE.
The best part of this whole thing? The press release (via Videogum) “I’ve worked with some very talented artists and thought – I think it’s about time I work with the Bee,” Nelly said of the collaboration. “I love the sweet taste of Honey Nut Cheerios and Buzz’s sweet sound on this track. When I […]
Lady Gaga. Naked.
While I was in the forest, sans internet last week, Lady Gaga stripped down to nothin’ to help fund some weird Kickstarter . I don’t know THAT much about camping, but I’m pretty sure standing in a lake with conical eyeglasses isn’t generally part of it. Getting naked in a cabin whilst spooning a giant […]
No, Crocs Will Not Get You Laid. Sorry.
Fast forward to :40 for the most LYING, AWFUL, FAKE, MISERABLY MISLEADING ADVERTISING EVER. Fast forward to :48 to laugh your ass off. I’m sorry guys, but no. The only people Crocs are acceptable for are elderly gardeners, OR nurses whose hands are elbow deep in someone’s spleen, and toddlers. I do not want to […]
Is It Racist? “Asian Girlz” – The Song
Day Above Ground, the “rock” band that released the song and video, felt the need to release this disclaimer when the video hit the YouTubez: Without watching that much of the video, because OMG, UGH, I’m still gonna say, “uh, yeah. Pretty friggin’ racist.” What do you think of the song “Asian Girlz”? Silly, fun, […]
Do You Want to See Margaret Cho Orgasm On Camera?
Other questions with the same answer: Would you like it if I put a 400 degree wire hanger up your urethra? How about we watch a marathon of all the recent Adam Sandler movies? Wanna eat a bunch of Indian food and then run a marathon? Are you down to euthanize a few blind corgi […]
Farrah Abraham Thinks Trayvon Martin is a Woman She Met One Time or Something
SHOCKING NEWS OUT OF LOS ANGELES: Farrah Abraham, porn star, “singer,” ex-star of Teen Mom, one time DUI offender, and gigantic lying piece of garbage, may have done the worst thing on her list of terrible things. Via TMZ: “Farrah Abraham has NO IDEA who Trayvon Martin is — but she thinks Trayvon is a […]